-Joe freaking out because of the crazy drivers in Seattle’s traffic-
Me: To think, if we died, those would have been your last words…
Joe: LOL if that were the case, I want it engraved on my tombstone: “ERMAHGERD!”
Me: “ERMAHGERD! I DERD!”
-both in tears from laughing so hard while our parents shake their heads-
Parents: They’re probably the only ones that find each other funny.